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Better Pork
December 2016
SECOND
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elieve it or not, a “fart tax”
(essentially a tax on green-
house emissions from animals
– especially ruminants and including
pigs) has been seriously discussed in
several countries. Indeed, in Septem-
ber, the California legislature ap-
proved legislation which will regulate
emissions on dairy farms, according
to the Associated Press.
At times, don’t you just want to
shout “the emperor has no clothes
on?”
Let me remind you of the eminent
Hans Christian Andersen story. A
vain emperor ordered his weavers
to make him the most unique gar-
ment ever. Two weavers spent a lot
of time doing nothing. They claimed
that only the wise and loyal would
be able to see the unique garment. In
reality, no garment existed at all. No
one would admit that the emperor
was naked for fear of being seen as
unwise or disloyal. Until one day,
when the emperor was on parade, did
a little boy from the audience shout
“the emperor has no clothes on.”
Let me shout – I don’t believe in
the severity of climate change.
Before we get into the arguments
of the hundreds of pros and cons on
this controversial topic, let’s set the
guidelines on analysis and admis-
sible evidence, without the fear of the
“lack of wisdom or loyalty.”
For example, it’s not that I fully re-
fute climate change; it’s not that I am
being a contrarian; and it’s not that
I haven’t spent a lot of time studying
the subject that I doubt the severity
of climate change. After all, the Ice
Age ended about 11,500 years ago,
so we know that climate changes. It’s
not that there aren’t good arguments
on both sides. But let’s remove the
emotion and “business dealing” and
rely on the facts. Like Sargeant Friday
from Dragnet would say, “just the
facts ma’am, just the facts.”
The first parameter in decipher-
ing factual information is to apply a
statistical analysis on the scientific
data surrounding the topic. Just be-
cause two things happened together,
doesn’t mean one caused the other.
Just because events are clustered
doesn’t mean they’re not still
random.
I believe that while carbon dioxide
levels are increasing, this does not
mean that temperatures are rising.
The provincial Climate Change
Mitigation and Low-carbon Econo-
my Act, 2016 (Bill 172) wants us to
reduce greenhouse gas emissions by
15 per cent by the end of 2020.
Carbon dioxide levels rise and fall
over time (but statistically insigni-
ficantly). A temperature’s rise isn’t
necessarily related to increased
carbon dioxide levels. However, ris-
ing carbon dioxide levels do mean
an increase in plant growth. In fact,
OMAFRA’s “Carbon Dioxide in
Greenhouses” factsheet recommends
supplementing up to 1,000 ppm of
carbon dioxide into greenhouses to
support plant growth.
What troubles me is that carbon
dioxide is so necessary for plant
growth (photosynthesis) yet we want
to limit it so intensively in our atmo-
sphere. Yes, there are other gases – so
why not focus on those?
So, I don’t believe that carbon
dioxide, an invisible gas that we all
exhale or expel and that makes up
less than a tenth of one percent of
the atmosphere, could be affecting
earth’s climate to the severity that is
proclaimed.
I am a doubter of the severity of
climate change. Possibly a regulation
such as the “fart tax” should also be
imposed on vain policy makers like
the emperor and his senate.
BP
Richard Smelski has over 35 years of
agribusiness experience and farms in
the Shakespeare, Ont. area.
Theemperor hasno clothes on
Weighing in on the “fart tax” and the climate change debate.
by RICHARD SMELSKI
kadmy/Creative RF/Getty Images photo
Possibly a regulation such as the
“fart tax” should also be imposed
on vain policy makers.